WHO:

Short blonde. Big ideas.

5'1 on a good day which means all I see at concerts are butts.

What I lack in stature, I make up for in personality.

The blonde is fake but the love is real. 

 

WHAT:

Senior Copywriter. Professional Nicknamer. Aux Cord Monopolizer. 

Currently at Mother with my work wife and better half Penelope Vasquez.

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WHERE: 

Coming in hot from Dayton, OH which means I eat chili on spaghetti and genuinely enjoy that.

Midwest-grown, New York-made. Doing day-to-day in BK.